Joke #85

318 ratings
23 saves

Joke: A pregnant woman wants her child to have very good manners. Every night while she's going to bed she rubs her stomach and says, "Be kind, be kind."

Nine months comes and goes and she doesn't have the baby. She refuses to have doctors look at her because it is against her believes. She dies at the age of 70 and still hasn't given birth. The mystery is solved when doctors inspect her. Inside of her womb they find two little men saying to each other "No brother, after you."


Show Your Support :)

Joke Discussion

Similar Jokes

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?


Punch line: Pleased to eat you!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?


Punch line: They recall everything.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+