Joke #2228

Joke: A psychologist sets up an experiment and decides to conduct it on a mathematician and an engineer. The psychologist places two chairs at two ends of a hallway and puts the mathematician in one of them and a beautiful naked woman in the other. The psychologist tells him, "Every ten minutes I'll move your chair halfway to the woman and you can't leave your chair."

The mathematician replies, "That's ridiculous, I'll never reach her!" He storms out of the room.

Next the psychologist sets up the same experiment only with the engineer. When he tells the engineer that he will move him halfway every ten minutes he gets a huge smile on his face and starts flirting with the girl. The psychologist asks him, "Don't you realize you'll never actually get to her?"

He replies, "Yeah, but I'll quickly get close enough for all practical purposes."

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