Joke: A man and his wife are driving down the road as the wife says, "I want a divorce."
The man says nothing, just speeds up slightly.
The woman continues, "That's not all. I'm taking the house, the car, the kids, and the bank account."
The man remains a statue, only speeding up a little.
The woman, getting angry, yells at him, "Don't you have anything to say?"
The man replies, "Nope. I have everything I need."
The woman asks him, "What do you have?"
Just as they are about to slam into a tree going 100 MPH the man yells, "The airbag bitch!"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.