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Joke: A man a his wife are having dinner when a beautiful woman approaches their table and kissed the man on the cheek and walks away. His wife asks, "Who the hell was that?"
He replies, "My mistress..."
His wife shouts, "What? I want a divorce!"
He calmly replies, "Fine. But remember, you signed a prenup. If we get divorced that means no more vacations, no more shopping trips, no more credit cards, and no more beautiful house or car. But it's up to you."
She looks at him for a moment then notices one of their mutual friends entering with a beautiful lady, "Who's that with John?" she asks.
He tells her, "That's his mistress."
His wife smiles, "Ours is prettier."
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Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?
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Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.
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By DarkVoid
Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.
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By tumnus123
Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?
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Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?