Joke: A man a his wife are having dinner when a beautiful woman approaches their table and kissed the man on the cheek and walks away. His wife asks, "Who the hell was that?"
He replies, "My mistress..."
His wife shouts, "What? I want a divorce!"
He calmly replies, "Fine. But remember, you signed a prenup. If we get divorced that means no more vacations, no more shopping trips, no more credit cards, and no more beautiful house or car. But it's up to you."
She looks at him for a moment then notices one of their mutual friends entering with a beautiful lady, "Who's that with John?" she asks.
He tells her, "That's his mistress."
His wife smiles, "Ours is prettier."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.