Joke: A cop is doing his regular patrol and sees a car parked in the lover's lane with the windows all steamy. He approaches the car and knocks on the window. "Can I help you officer?" the boy inside the car asks the officer.
The cop replies, "Uh, yeah. What are you guys doing out here so late?"
The boy replies, "I'm just reading a book. She's back there playing games on her phone, I think."
The cop asks him, "Son, have you been drinking?"
The boy replies, "No way, I'm only twenty."
The cop looks to the girl, "And how old is she?"
The guy checks him phone, "Sir, in ten minutes she will be eighteen."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.