Joke: A man calls home, "Hi honey, is mommy there?"
"No daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle John."
"But you don't have an Uncle John... Go up there, knock on the door, and yell, 'Daddy's home!' Okay honey?"
"Okay," she sets down the phone and goes to her mother's door and yells what she was told. "Okay I did it."
"And what happened?"
"Mommy jumped out of bed naked, tripped, and now she's not moving. Uncle John jumped out of the window into the pool, and now he's not moving."
Very long pause
"Wait... Pool? Is this 555-5598?"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.