Joke: Emma didn't get very much sleep last night so she kept falling asleep at Sunday school. While she was sleeping, her teacher decided to ask her a question, "Who created the universe?"
The boy sitting next to her, Joey, poked her with his pencil to help her our. She jumped up and yelled, "God!"
The teacher told her, "Good job!" and continued with the lesson.
Soon after the teacher asked Emma another question, "Who died for our sins?"
Again she is sleeping so Joey pokes her. She wakes up and yells, "Jesus Christ!"
The teacher praises her again and continues.
Not much time passes and the teacher asks Emma, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?"
Joey pokes her and she yells, "If you put that thing near me again, I'll snap it in half and shove it up your ass!"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.