5 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, "Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!"
His father tells him, "Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and the small ones are smart."
Soon after the son comes running again, "Mom! Mom! All of the guys have these things dangling between their legs!"
The mom replies, "Those are called penis'. The men with the big ones are dumb and the men with small ones are smart."
A little bit later the son runs up to his mom and asks her, "Mom! Mom! Is being dumb contagious? Dad is talking to a really dumb lady and he keeps getting dumber and dumber."
1 ratings
0 saves
By IamTHEbest
Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
9 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"
She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."
Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."
Sally says, "He's three feet tall."
13 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"
The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"
19 ratings
2 saves
Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?
16 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"
The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."
The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."