Joke #1145

Joke: A blonde, brunette, and red head all work at the same office. Their boss, who is also female, leaves the office everyday early. So one day the brunette tells the other two, "The boss leaves early everyday, we should take off early."

They all leave the office early. The brunette goes to the movies, the red head goes to the bar, and the brunette heads home to her husband. When she gets there she discovers that her boss is at her house making love to her husband. She parks in the street and waits for her boss to leave.

The next day they are all talking and the brunette says, "That was so much fun! We should do it again."

The blonde replies, "No way! I almost got caught."

Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."

Sally says, "He's three feet tall."

Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"

The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"