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Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?


Punch line: It will remain stationary.


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Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?


Punch line: A "pouch" potato.


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Joke: What happens to flies on toilet seats?


Punch line: They get pissed off.


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Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?


Punch line: Start from scratch.


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Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?


Punch line: They're making head lines!


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