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Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?


Punch line: He was chasing a boomerang!


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Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?


Punch line: They don't C#.


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Joke: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?


Punch line: His mom told him to "live in the present".


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Joke: What do you call a bird with glasses?


Punch line: A bird watcher.


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Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?


Punch line: A little hoarse!


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