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Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?


Punch line: He met Schrodinger.


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Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?


Punch line: A monkey.


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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Punch line: No eye deer.


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Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?


Punch line: Beef jerky.


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Joke: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?


Punch line: Because Mozart's teacher was Haydn.


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