Short Jokes

Joke: the late student arrives at the classroom the teacher:Why are you so late? student:Because of a traffic sign the teacher: which traffic sign? student:The sign which said School Ahead Drive Slow

Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind

Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
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That's what I thought.