Short Jokes

Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"

Joke: A kid asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"

His dad replies, "It means happy."

The kid asks, "Are you gay dad?"

The father replies, "No, son. I'm married."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here