Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?

Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."

Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally