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Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?


Punch line: A gummy bear.


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Joke: What kind of star can hurt you?


Punch line: A shooting star!


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Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?


Punch line: You can't drink and derive.


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Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?


Punch line: He left his sheet music at home.


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Joke: Why doesn't AT&T run any jails?


Punch line: Their cells wouldn't have any bars.


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