Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled on the sidewalk traffic slowed down.