Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.