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Joke: Why did they bury the battery?


Punch line: Because it was dead.


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Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?


Punch line: North Polish!


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Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?


Punch line: They can't blow out the candles.


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Joke: When is homework not homework?


Punch line: When it is turned into the teacher.


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Joke: What do you call fake noodles?


Punch line: Impasta!


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