Short Jokes

Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?

Joke: A gymnast walks into a bar... She gets deducted 5 points.

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!

Joke: A skeleton walks into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop.