Short Jokes

Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?

Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.