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Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?


Punch line: Because then you'll just have beer.


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Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?


Punch line: He wasn't in the first period.


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Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


Punch line: Its 'p' is silent.


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Joke: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Punch line: Tinselitis.


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Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.


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