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Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?


Punch line: Breathe fool! Breathe!


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Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?


Punch line: Well, the flag is a big plus.


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Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?


Punch line: A pork chop!


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Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?


Punch line: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.


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Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?


Punch line: The integral of 3x2 from 0 to 'Ho!'.


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