Short Jokes

 

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Joke: Why don't lobsters share?


Punch line: Because they are shellfish.


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Joke: What do bulls write with?


Punch line: With a bullpen.


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Joke: Why are A's like flowers?


Punch line: Because B's come after them!


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Joke: Why do bankers eat alone?


Punch line: They're loaners.


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Joke: Why was the king so glum?


Punch line: Because he is a sigh-er.


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