Long Jokes

 

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Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?


Punch line: They were close enough (22/7 ≈ π).


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Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?


Punch line: Hey soxy.


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Joke: What do firemen put in their soup?


Punch line: Fire crackers.


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Joke: Why do seagulls live near the sea?


Punch line: If they lived near the bay, they would be bagels.


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Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?


Punch line: He drank coffee before it was cool.


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