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Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?


Punch line: Drown him in the mainstream.


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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?


Punch line: Microwaves.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Where does a fish go when it gets hurt?


Punch line: To the sturgeon.


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Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?


Punch line: Ships and dip.


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