Long Jokes

 

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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.


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Joke: Chuck Norris gets 1600 on the SAT just for writing his name.


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Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?


Punch line: That's remarkable!


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