Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."