Long Jokes

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.

Joke: Big Foot once captured a short and grainy video of Chuck Norris.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!