Long Jokes

Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?

Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.