Long Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?