Long Jokes

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!

Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"

She replies "No."

The man says "That's what I thought."