Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?

Joke: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?