Good Jokes

Joke: What can you find out from jamming your finger?

Joke: How many officers does it take to throw an inmate down stairs?

Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!

Joke: If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

Joke: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.