Good Jokes

Joke: How does a cow do math?

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER