Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?

Joke: Why were the Romans so great at algebra?

Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"

Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?