Good Jokes

Joke: A man and his wife go to the doctor's office. After the doctor sees him he calls in his wife and she asks "Is my husband okay Doctor?"

The doctor replies "Well, he will be if you do everything I say. You have to prepare all of his meals for him every day. You also have to do all of his chores, never nag at him, and most importantly you must massage him three times a day. Do this for about a year and he will live."

Later in the car the husband asks his wife what the doctor said and she replies "He said you were going to die."

Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Joke: Math teacher: You can't use y to represent a single point!
Student: Y-naught?

Joke: What is the best way to keep water from running?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!