Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!