Good Jokes

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: Where does the general put his armies?

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?