Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.

Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?

Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"