Good Jokes

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: A man who had spent his entire life working at a movie theater died recently. His funeral will be at 2:20, 4:15, 6:50 and 8:10.

Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?