Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"