Good Jokes

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who
Olive you!