Good Jokes

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: How far did the witch fly?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?