Good Jokes

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: A gymnast walks into a bar... She gets deducted 5 points.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.