Good Jokes

Joke: Did you just pick your nose?

Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."

Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?