Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Which state is the home of small carbonated refreshments?

Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"

The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."

Joke: Why doesn't AT&T run any jails?

Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?