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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!
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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
Punch line: Cold cream!
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Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.
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