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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."


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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?


Punch line: You crack me up!


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Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?


Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!


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