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Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?


Punch line: Pleased to eat you!


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Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?


Punch line: Irrelephant.


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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?


Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?


Punch line: Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.


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Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?


Punch line: Christian Bale!


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