Good Jokes

Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?

Joke: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
w-h-o.

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."