Good Jokes

Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: What do you call punctuation in a relationship?

Joke: How is going to Harvard like being a sex offender?